下面是一些简短而有趣的英语笑话：

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What did the math book say to the other math book?

I've got problems!

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have tiny ant-bodies!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face! If you want more, there are many websites that offer collections of funny jokes and puns in English.